04 July 2010

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!


In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

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60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for  free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

I couldn’t resist sharing this

nugget of wisdom.

He is defiantly on my

People I want to Meet in Heaven List.

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5 comments:

  1. I just watched 60 minutes. They didn't even show Andy Rooney's spot. I would have love to have seen/heard that. I wonder if they cut it out. I live in CA and I know I did not see that part. Thanks for posting that. I had seen your post earlier and I rushed to the TV at 6pm to catch it and I did and it was very interesting this week and I waited for Andy Rooney at the end, but nothing except the "See you next week," part. Oh well. Have a great week and thanks for sharing.

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  2. Hahahaha! I always did like Andy Rooney. Reading the part about buying the whole pig, I almost choked on my wine!! Priceless!

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  3. Oh as I was reading this I knew there would be something funny at the end of it, but never guessed it was the pig and sausage,lol! Do you think he is creeping around us just a tad,lol!
    A lot of what he said is right. Maybe we just realize that all the arguing and demands just ain't worth it and we suddenly find that we are all we need just right inside us.
    Kerry took me two weeks to pick up the courage to paint. Thank you Lisa for enjoying her.
    Hope you're having an awesome summer! Your awesome Lisa and every creation of art you bring to life is so beautiful!

    All my love!

    Julie

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  4. Thanks for sharing! I would have to agree!

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